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Big Discovery!

Posted by Big Owner on May 14, 2013 at 10:10 PM

Hello all! 

(and by all I probably mean just me and SO).

Anyways, today we have made a big big discovery regarding Nolan, who is the bodyguard of Jenny Bear.


But first, here is a nice description of Nolan (in point form cause I'm lazy):

NOLAN:

-big buff tough guy
-always wears suit & tie
-never talks (maybe the occasional grunt here and there)
-communicates surprisingly well with just grunts and facial expressions
-has a serious looking face
-is the bodyguard of Jenny Bear!
-will do anything Jenny asks, and is always at her rescue
-has shades
-very very strong
-Jenny thinks of him as her personal Unicorn (yes. a unicorn.)
-can persuade anyone to do anything


And another thing (which ties into what we have to say about Nolan), we have recently discovered what we call the sixth sense (look! it's bolded! that means it's important!)


Facts about the oh so important SIXTH SENSE:

-it is an extra sense that all children are born with

-it allows them to intuitively know things, without inferring from a reason

-the sixth sense is ALWAYS right

-the children eventually lose this sense as they grow older (more specifically, when they lose their cute voice)

-they forget all about this sense once they lose it (that is why no adults know about it, and why there are no studies done on it)

-the sixth sense allows you to know things (like where important hiding spots are, why something happens, etc), but the children's brains aren't developed enough to explain to adults what they know and how they know it--most adults just brush it off as a silly child thing

-with the sixth sense, children know what to do, how to do it, but they just can't do it (because after all, they are just children, and they can't convince adults to do or believe anything)

-some believe that the sixth sense is there to protect children--it keeps them out of danger because they know what not to do and where not to go


-however

-some are smart enough to realize that children have this extra thing (like Bobo--he knows something is going on)

-children's sixth sense may be damaged
(take Stefan for example: he survived a major train crash as a tiny baby, and as a result, his sixth sense is weaker than normal. He still has the sense, it's just not always there)

-some people, for some odd reason, never grow out of their cute voices--this means that their sixth sense is still there--it leaves only when the cute voice leaves

-in these cases, the combination of the sixth sense, along with the intelligence and capableness of adults, makes them extremely powerful. they know exactly what to do, and exactly how to do it. And unlike children, they can carry out their tasks without any help, and actually do stuff.


SO, back to Nolan!

Don't you think it's a bit odd how he does everything Jenny asks him to do,
even if it's ridiculously weird?

For such a serious guy, you'd think that he wouldn't care about all of Jenny's small problems, like her dress getting snagged on a twig, or how she can't decide on a colour for a silly craft she's making.

But if you knew about the sixth sense, you'd know that everything Jenny does is for a reason. A good one (most of the time, not always, because she is just a kid)

So we thought...
hey..
What if Nolan knows?

What if he knows about the sixth sense, and that's why he's so dedicated to all of Jenny's demands?

HOLD ON, what if Nolan HAS the sixth sense!?

Remember how he never talks?
What if that's because he never lost his cute voice? 

mind = BLOWN

That would explain why he never talks
it would explain why he protects Jenny and spends so much more time with her that anyone else in the family
it would explain why he agrees to anything Jenny says, and answers all her questions (through facial expressions, of course)
it would explain why he's so tolerable towards her
it would also explain how he is able to get anything done, and persuade people into believing anything he wants them to believe in


So. Interesting huh?

We'll leave off there and let that sink in for a bit  ;)


Thanks for reading this rediculously long thing

-BO <3

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